The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
going through your blog like
everyone on tumblr thinks they are jennifer lawrence but in reality we’re just kelly clarkson
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
I can’t wait until I’m in a relationship where I can poop in front of my lover peacefully.